Dear Granny Cart

Thank you for always being there for me.  I used to be ashamed to take you on the subway with me because I thought everyone would think of me as “ghetto" but now I don’t feel the same.

Today, I took you to Brooklyn to pick up a starter package for my new APT in Fort George.  I was so happy to have you standing right in front of me while I sat for the long ride.  It was extra special because your handle-bar was at my eye level so the hot guy sitting across from me could not tell that I was looking at his crotch the entire ride.

You’ve helped me move when no other friend was available or I was too proud to ask someone for help.  You help me carry my groceries from the supermarket.  But most impotantly, when I was high, you opened up and carried my dirty laundry for me.  For this, I am ever so grateful.  Now that I am clean & sober I can see how important you are to me.

Humbly yours

Christian