Get a boyfriend, put a collar on him, and start issuing commands like, “Sit BooBoo, sit!”

If he considers himself more dominant, he may laugh at you. When he’s done with his chuckle, he’ll show you how it’s done. Which could be fun.

If he’s versatile, he may find it cute that you called him BooBoo and he’ll applaud your use of alliteration. Just give sharp tugs on his leash to show him you mean business.

If he is passive, and if you’re firm, he’ll sit right where you tell him to…

Or

Just get a puppy… Walking a puppy around town is an easy way to snag any of the above.

Him: Aw, how cute! what’s his name?

You: BooBoo.