“Over 5000 Years Ago, Moses Said To Israel, “ Pick Up Your Shovels,Mount Your Asses And Camels, And I Will Lead You To The Promised Land. "When Welfare Was Introduced, Roosevelt Said, ” Lay Down Your Shovels, Sit On Your Asses, And Light Up A Camel, This Is The Promised Land. “ Today The Government Has Stolen Your Shovel, Taxed Your Asses, Raised The Price Of Camels And Mortgaged The Promised Land To China.” — Somewhere on Facebook July 29, 2011