“This is only a test. If this had been an actual Rapture, the tone you just heard would have been Gabriel’s Horn. You people fall for everything!”
Christian Ledan
Rapture
“Damn it!! The Rapture was already done by someone; I need a good money-making-scheme”
“12hr period where it’s the same day around the world.
The Rapture is a half-day project?
God working summer hours? It’s not even June yet!
”
“Apperently God has an IT dept. The Rapture will be implemented at 6pm in each timezone. Revelations Rollout!”
“Rapture = FAIL! because it’s afternoon here which means it’s tomorrow on the other side of the planet.
NO HALF MEASURES people!
”