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The National Mall was busy this afternoon in preparation for Inauguration Monday. Top photos from our student reporting team include barricades, telescopes and condoms — oh my.
Barack Obama Singing Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO [OFFICIAL] (by baracksdubs)
So help me god if Rick Santorum is elected I will fucking go to the White House and have gay sex on his lawn just to spite him.
A white man asked his black friend, ‘Are you voting for Barack Obama just because he’s black?’
The black man responded by saying, 'Why not? Hell, in this country men are pulled over everyday just because they’re black; passed over for promotions just because they’re black; considered to be criminals just because they’re black; and there are going to be thousands of you who won’t be voting for him just because he’s black!
However, you do not seem to have a problem with that! This country was built with the sweat and whip off the black slaves’ back, and now a black man of African descent has a chance to lead the same country, where we weren’t even considered to be people, where we weren’t allowed to be educated, drink from the same water fountains, eat in the same restaurants, or even vote.
So yes! I’m going to vote for him! But it’s not just because he’s black, but because he is hope, he is change, and he now allows me to understand when my grandson says that he wants to be president when he grows up, it is not a fairy tale but a short-term goal. He now sees, understands and knows that he can achieve, withstand and do ANYTHING just because he’s black.
Dear Santa, Let Rick Perry know...
That from now on,
USMC will be known as Uniquely Stylish Men’s Club
ARMY will become FISTY
NAVY we will change to MAUVE
Air Force will simply be known as Queef.
And Christmas will be moved to the last Sunday in June so kids can pray, in school, during finals, that they grow-up to be as smart and as fabulous as the gay Santas, and Mrs Clauses, coming to town for the holiday.
Debt Shanking
Me:I'm gonna shank you for not reading my blog. J/K
Friend:What is skunking?
Me:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shank
Friend:J/K
Friend:Shank is what Congress is doing to the country.
Me:Yes.