“Child!!!!! Happy 40th. U look 30th. That’s all that matters.”
things my friends say
“…Unfold those judgemental arms!”
“Expectations are resentments under construction.”
“Sometimes, despite its absence and impossibility, I still hope for “value”.”
“You look like you’re underfed.”
“Is that like feeding chicken to a chicken?”
“Politicians respond to no content for a living.”