humanjeff:

adelphicoracle:

humanjeff:

humanjeff:

what even is the message here

common misconception, scientists are actually smooth in only one direction

There are scientists in One Direction?

I want you to know that I hit post, saw what I had written, and knew that someone would make this very joke, but I did not pussy out and hit edit. instead I embraced my fate with gladness

What actually in all the fuck is going on? Would it not be safer on the beach?