Finally: A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off →

We’ve all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It’s called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.

According to Pornhub’s (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your mom’s basement door, we’re sure you can persevere. READ MORE

The Build Up...

So… What is it like giving up masturbation for lent? 

Well… I have done it once before (in my 20s).  It was torture then and it is torture now.  Certain times of the day I get manic and just want to jump on something and hump away.  LOL…

Choking the chicken is not a daily routine for me.  Nevertheless, the hormonal changes, the physically urge to release, and probably the what makes it worse is the mental aspect; I have told myself that I would not do this for 40 days and 40 nights.  I always want what I can’t have.  

There is nothing is this world that is keeping from rubbing one out… except for this masochistic need.

Easter is around the corner. #sigh

M A S T U R B A T I O N

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It’s a touchy subject

I haven’t touched myself since Mardi Gras

This is not your mother’s box of bees!