Dear Santa, Let Rick Perry know...

That from now on,

USMC will be known as Uniquely Stylish Men’s Club

ARMY will become FISTY

NAVY we will change to MAUVE

Air Force will simply be known as Queef.

And Christmas will be moved to the last Sunday in June so kids can pray, in school, during finals, that they grow-up to be as smart and as fabulous as the gay Santas, and Mrs Clauses, coming to town for the holiday.

Me No Hater!!

I am really trying to not hate on anyone right now.  People just need to say what they really mean; find the words or shut the fuck up! 

It’s worse when the person starts out using a tone where they are clearly passing judgement and then half-way through they include the words “…this is not to say…” or “…I’m not saying that…” Basically, they caught themselves and are trying to fix things before his/her audience begins to pass judgement on them.  “Don’t get me wrong..” is another one.  Guess what?  I am about to use one of them!

Don’t get me wrong, I know I am being hypocritical right now.  I am just extremely tired of pompous, pretentious, self-righteous, silver spoon sucking pricks! 

These are character defects, some I may have, and I pray that may be removed from me.

just sayin’

I know I can’t change them, but I can choose how I react to these kind of people.  Today, I blogged about it.  I will pray for them and I will pray that I do not harbor a resentment.

I hate this feeling… This too shall pass because deep down inside Me No Hater!